What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Some poor horse is walking around town in his socks
What is blue and not heavy?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why is money so stubborn?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?