Why is money so stubborn?
It doesn't want to make change.
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What animal has the most fun?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What kind of bird can write?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?