Why did the window need an aspirin?
To relieve a glass pane.
Why was the fish so smart?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What games do ants play with elephants?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Where do chips wear socks?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Where do termites go camping?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?