What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Where do books sleep?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do cows say on NYE?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What do you call a happy Lassie?