What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do cats wear to work?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do you call a cow with two legs?