How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What day is your mom always right?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why did electricity win the race?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?