Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
They are too busy doing useful things.
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why was the tire self-conscious?