What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?