Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?