What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What did the snake name his daughter?
A book just fell on my head.
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?