What do you call berries playing the guitar?
A jam session.
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What's the scariest letter?