What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Squeal of fortune!
Why do cows go to New York?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?