Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What sport do horses love to play?
Who invented fractions?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Are baby skunks cute?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?