Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What condiment has wings?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why is furniture so generous?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?