Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why is the beach so confident?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
How does a witch play loud music?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
We had a discussion about roses.
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why do cows go to New York?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What do Scottish toads play?