What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?