What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why do plants hate algebra?
How do birds threaten one another?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why did the echo get detention?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What games do ants play with elephants?