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What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What shape has a knighthood?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?