What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
You're from good cardstock.
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do stars celebrate in December?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
How do you get kids to do something?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you call a household of counselors?