Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Which family member has tusks?
What building always gets stains on it?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?