What do elves learn in school?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?