What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
No, I got them all cut!
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Which elf is the best singer?
What tea do footballers drink?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What building always gets stains on it?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?