What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you call a pig thief?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?