How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?