What's the world's weakest animal?
A toad, he croaks if you even touch him.
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the baby laptop call her father?