What do you call two birds stuck together?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
How are mountains able to see?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?