What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What did summer say to spring?