Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What is a cow's dream job?