Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why is a computer so smart?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?