Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?