What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why is the beach so confident?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?