Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do bees say in the summer?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?