What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What does an evil hen lay?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do you call the dog magician?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?