Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What kind of books do boats write?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What is the most faithful insect?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?