What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Bad mittens.
How long will dinner be?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why was the dog overweight?
What is the strongest animal?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?