What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Bad mittens.
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
How do bears keep cool?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What table can you never sit at?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What was the first animal in space?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?