Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Which relative loves rice?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why do mice need oiling?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
