I like telling Dad jokes.
Why was the math book sad?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What animal loves Indian food?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What animal has 20/20 vision?