What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?