How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why was the mime upset?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
When do astronauts eat?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What fish only swims at night?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?