What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Money doesn't grow on me, you know.
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What day is your mom always right?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Families are like fudge.