What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Money doesn't grow on me, you know.
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Where does food go to take a nap?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What animal loves Indian food?
Where does water do all its banking?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What animals make the best students?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Where do kittens go to school?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do fish use for glasses?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What bird helps you stay dry?