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What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Someone stole all my lamps.
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What was the first animal in space?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What British bugs are the best singers?
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How can you make 7 even?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?