What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
A boat load of hugs!
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What bee is good for your health?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
How do you make a cow float?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?