What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why did the turkey join the band?