What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do jokesters study in college?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
How long will dinner be?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?