What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Fish and ships.
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Where do novels go to have a good time?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What is a cow's dream job?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Where does water do all its banking?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do you say to a really good barista?