Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the body of water think so much?