What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
How do bears keep cool?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why did electricity win the race?
How did the tree get lost?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?