Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
The bored room.
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do cows wear bells?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What kind of ant is good at math?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do fish use for glasses?