Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
How much does freedom weigh?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Which tree can't stop crying?
