What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
A gram cracker.
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do elves learn in school?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?