What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
A gram cracker.
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why are the mountains so tired?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
When do cows get tired?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?