Why are cars magic?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?