Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What is another name for a cow?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What's the opposite of irony?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?