Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Because they have two left feet!
How do snowmen get information?
What superpower do all middle children have?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What animal has the most fun?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Where would you find an elephant?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?