What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What nationality are most fish?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What's the most masculine animal?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?