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What's the most athletic footwear?
Who invented fractions?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
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What do you give a pony with a cold?
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What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
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Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?