Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser.
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
The museum curator needed a break.
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What stories are told by basketball players?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?