How does the moon cut her hair?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
How did groundhogs get their name?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do naked fish play with?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?