How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
You run around and around until you're all pooped out.
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?