How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
You run around and around until you're all pooped out.
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What games do ants play with elephants?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What do you call a peanut in space?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?