Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What did the confused bee say?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What is another name for a cow?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?