Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
You're more likely to get cold feet.
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
How do you organize a space party?
Which cats have the best manners?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?