What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why was the bud so shy?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?