What makes a glow worm glow?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
How did groundhogs get their name?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?