What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What sweet treat never panics?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?