How did groundhogs get their name?
Because they can't fly!
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Which subject has two parts?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
How did the tree get lost?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Which dog belongs in a band?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?