What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do you call a dog in space?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?